Notebook Wars has the classic shmup plot: you're moving in one direction and some other guys are moving in the opposite direction and you won't stand for those kind of shenanigans. So, I'm fond of games that co-opt that aesthetic, like the new hand drawn, top-down, vertical scrolling shoot-em-up from Francisco Ferreres, Notebook Wars. But despite my deficiencies in doodling I'll still fill up my paper's margins with them. I can draw something that sort of looks like a helicopter, something that kind of looks like a dog, oh, and trees. Well, the hill people say that when they come down by moonlight to snatch babies and discuss art.

I'm not a very good artist, or 'drawerer' as we say in Pennsylvania. Get ready to give the boys your lunch-lady finest, and if they don't like it they can 'Kiss Your Grits'. It obviously has a high level of violence and blood, so parental discretion is strongly advised. Thankfully, your progress is saved.ĭeath Row Diner is neat on presentation, with humorous graphics and some great music. When he's about, any fighting amongst the prisoners is severely and swiftly dealt with by the guards opening fire. At times, you'll also be called on to feed the warden helping after helping of burgers and drumsticks, and his fuse is shorter than everyone else's. You can use your ladle to break up the fracas, but you have to get in there quickly because these guys can fight to the death. Keep an eye on the prisoners' temperament bars while you fly around the lunchroom, because these guys have extremely short fuses and will break into brawls at any second. And who can blame her? She's gotta serve up the food, collect the trays, keep gang-member tensions in check, mop up the post-brawl carnage, serve up seconds and keep the Warden happy.Īs in any time management Diner Dash-style game, use your mouse to click on tasks, queuing up actions by clicking ahead. She might look like a sweet, motherly, little woman in a hair-net, hovering over steaming pots of gruel and cleaning up after the boys, but put one foot wrong and clang! clang! clang! she's dishing it out with her soup ladle. And then there's the hard-core lunch lady to deal with! In Diner Dash style, Adult Swim's time management game, Death Row Diner, puts you in the role of a prison lunch lady and you've got a bit more to do than just serve food and clean up afterwards.

It's a hard knock life, locked up in the bucket, waitin' for jug-up while the hacks are bustin' caps (read: It's really tough being locked up in jail, waiting for food while the guards are shooting people).

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